Not So Funny and Probably the Most Boring Jokes!
Not So Funny and Probably the Most Boring Jokes!
| By pakistani on Friday, February 10, 2006 - 10:51 pm: |
you fags talk a lot crap about pakistanis for kind hindu sick bithes you are and karam pakistani tanks don't need to be pushed indian arjun does check out the pakistani al kalid before you talk more crap.and did losers already for get kargil. these jokes are lame. and at least pakistanis have the balls to go in to your territory and kill your people but guys only make movies about it.
| By Anonymous on Wednesday, March 22, 2000 - 06:12 pm: |
Anybody who says that MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL ...
Doesn't have any.
| By Kisarch on Tuesday, July 13, 1999 - 02:49 am: |
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. The waitress, taking an order at another table a few paces away, couldn't help but notice the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, yet the woman dining across from him appeared unconcerned.
The waitress continued to watch as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
Once the waitress had finished taking the order, she walked over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. My husband just walked in the door."
| By Kisarch on Wednesday, July 21, 1999 - 11:31 pm: |
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." --Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943
"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." --The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall,
"But what ... is it good for?" --Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." --Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
| By Anonymous on Monday, July 26, 1999 - 12:40 pm: |
hello
| By Karam on Tuesday, July 27, 1999 - 09:44 am: |
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied,"Just try dem on, Saiheeb." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years - raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
| By Karam on Thursday, July 29, 1999 - 12:45 pm: |
Three cricket fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Sri Lankan team's fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Indian fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Pakistani fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Sri Lankan cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Indian cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Pakistani cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Pakistani fan was getting upset and finally asked
"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer.
"I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Pakistani hat, I find an asshole."
| By Anonymous on Wednesday, August 11, 1999 - 11:26 am: |
Looks like there cannot be anything more humorous than a pakistani ••••••• (read pakistani brain) !!!
| By Anonymous on Tuesday, August 24, 1999 - 03:04 pm: |
karam, have you only racial jokes
| By KRISHAN on Saturday, August 28, 1999 - 12:15 am: |
ONCE THERE WAS A GUY WHO NEVER HAD SEX IN HIS LIFE.HE USE TO RELEASE HIM SELF BY USING HIS HAND.ONE DAY HE TOLD ALL ABOUT HIS LIFE TO HIS UNCLE.HE TOLD HIM EVERY TIME YOU COME YOU USE YOUR HAND YOU ARE KILLINGS THOSE TINYS ONES WHO CAN BE DOCTORS ENGINEERS AND WHO NEVER NOW WHAT THEY BECOME IN THERE LIFE.SO DONT WASTE YOUR CAM SAVE IT FOR MAKING BABIES.HE DID STOP DOING THAT.AFTER MONTH ONE DAY HE FEELED VERY HORNY.HE JUST CANNOT CONTROL HIM SELF.HE JUST START SHAKING HIS DICK AND FINALLY HE CAME AND THERE WAS WELL STOCK INSIDE IT WENT ALL THE WAY FAR ENOUGH.HE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THAT HIS ONE I MISSED IT IT WAS GOING TO BE A PILOT OR LONG JUMP ATHELETE.
| By Anonymous on Monday, August 30, 1999 - 03:55 pm: |
Hey Krishan,,
You must be one of those •••••• cells from that dick.
| By Karam on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 07:30 pm: |
Absolute Classics:
Q: How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
A: Shoot the men who are pushing it.
Q: How do you disable a Pakistani tank ?
A: Hide the wind-up key.
Q: How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
A: Cut the rubber band.
Pakistani Air Force officials have recently motioned for a name change for the PAF. They want to call it the PMC, the Pakistani Mining Corps.
This is because their planes end up in the ground anyway.
Pakistani military researchers have recently ordered for the enlargement of the hatches on tanks and other armored vehicles.
This is so they can be more easily abandoned in enemy territory.
Q: Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
A: Neither has Pakistan.
Q: Did you hear about the latest Pakistani invention ?
A: It's a solar powered flashlight.
Q: Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
A: The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.
Q: How do you sink a Pakistani battleship ?
A: Put it in water.
Did you hear about the 747 jet which crashed into a cemetery in Karachi?
The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies and the body of piolet is yet to be recovered.
Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea ?
Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.
Did you hear about the other tragedy in Karachi ? There was a terrible power cut in Karachi's Four Square Shopping Mall.People were stuck on the escalator for four hours.
Q: Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theater ?
A: They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".
Q: Did you hear about the Pakistani helicopter crash ?
A: The pilot felt cold, so he turned off the fan.
Q: Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses ?
A: They get it from chasing parked cars.
Q: Did you hear about the Pakistani who studied diligently for five days?
A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.
Q: Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
A: Somebody stole the book.
Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a pakistani. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.
Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a pakistani?
A. A Doberman.
Q. How can you tell when a pakistani is lying?
A. His lips are moving.
Q. What do you have when a pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met
Q: Why was Benazir so dear to Chinese President and pakistan?
A: Cus Every time she went to see The Presedent, she came back with a new Nuclear bomb.
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